Waltz of the Luddites

D A7 D Toss your computer in the trash! D G A7 The java, the cookies, and the flash A7 D G Don't you ever ever doubt it G A7 D You'll be better off without it! D A7 D Toss your computer in the trash! Smash your smartphone right away! Don't even wait another day! You've had more than you can take, it Will feel Oh! so good to break it! Smash your smartphone right away! Throw your tablet 'gainst the wall! Then just stand and laugh and watch it fall Into pieces on the floor That you can sweep right out the door! Throw your tablet 'gainst the wall! Set your keyboard on fire Add the monitor and printer to the pyre You'll feel the best you've ever felt As you sit back and watch it melt Set your keyboard on fire Toss your computer in the trash! The java, the cookies, and the flash Don't you ever ever doubt it You'll be better off without it! Toss your computer in the trash! (c) Michael Lowe Wright 4/6/2017